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  Don’t Blame the Music

  Caroline B. Cooney

  For Beverly Horowitz,

  whose idea this was

  Contents

  One

  Two

  Three

  Four

  Five

  Six

  Seven

  Eight

  Nine

  Ten

  Eleven

  Twelve

  Thirteen

  Fourteen

  Fifteen

  A Biography of Caroline B. Cooney

  One

  BIRTHDAYS COUNT.

  They count even if you’re unconscious, or crazy, or missing.

  Sometimes a birthday counts more for the people who aren’t having one than for the person who is.

  It was the twelfth day of my senior year, but that mattered only to me. Somewhere on the globe, my sister Ashley Elizabeth Hall was a quarter of a century old.

  We weren’t talking about it.

  One of the things we do best in my family is not talk about Ash. It isn’t easy. If there is one thing Ash excelled at, it was doing things everybody had to talk about. The neighbors, the police, the town—and, for one shining moment, the whole nation.

  I took a look at myself in the mirror. A shaft of sunlight caught my hair and added fiery autumn tints to its plain thick brown. I was wearing a lustrous new eye shadow my friend Cindy had loaned me and it made me feel mysterious, like a woman with a past. I smiled into the old warped mirror and it winked back. With two centuries of reflections for it to remember, mine would not be the loveliest. But I could pretend.

  With a shriek of brakes and tires, Jeffrey’s car arrived in front of our house. The first leaves of autumn rose up from the gutter in a rustle of protest. Jeffrey leaned on his horn and stayed there.

  Ours is an old, old street, with gnarled trees and dark stone walls that watched the American Revolution. They also watched my sister Ashley. That war and Ashley were the two biggest rebellions ever to hit the coast of Connecticut. I did not think the street was impressed by Jeffrey, whose idea of rebellious behavior was to honk a horn too long.

  Instead of kissing me goodbye, however, my mother started up a new conversation. “I’m dieting again,” she told me. “Do you think I will lose more weight standing or sitting?”

  “We’ll have to debate that another time, Mom,” I said, laughing. “Jeffrey has taken a permanent position on the horn.”

  My mother’s fingers caught the loops of my jeans. “I should get you new jeans,” she said.

  I adore clothing. “That would be wonderful,” I said. “Have to go, Mom.”

  She did not let go. Her fingers tightened, the knuckles going white. “Mom?” I said. “Something wrong?” I knew what was wrong, of course. Ashley. A person’s own mother would at least like to know if her first-born is alive on her twenty-fifth birthday. But I was headed for the first meeting of the yearbook staff, this morning before classes began. I didn’t want the topic of Ashley to ruin such a good day. My very own class—planning graduation. Incredible.

  Mom’s chin was trembling and her eyes shone with tears. Jeffrey continued to lie on the steering wheel. “You have plans for today?” I said sharply. She’d be all right if she kept busy.

  She nodded. “Swish and spit.”

  My mother is the quintessential school volunteer—everything from math tutoring to lunchroom monitor. She comes home damp from swish and spit (third-graders taking fluoride treatments feel honor-bound to miss the basin) but she enjoys it. “Hey, have fun,” I said, and I peeled her off me and sped out to Jeffrey’s car.

  There is nothing between Jeffrey and me but a stick shift. His only virtue is that his car is more comfortable and has fewer sophomores in it than the school bus. Jeffrey grunted hello and removed himself from the horn. The silence was blessed. Behind us, my mother stood in the doorway with her arms wrapped around herself, as if clasping an invisible child.

  At the corner of Maple and Chestnut we picked up Swan. Ours is a rich Fairfield County town where people commute to New York City to earn money to support their Mercedes habits and where boys are named names like Halsey Dexter (which will look good on a letterhead one day) and end up being called Swan because they have long necks and hobbling Adam’s apples.

  My mother claims that one day Swan will be very distinguished looking. I don’t want to wait for “one day.” I want a distinguished male admirer right now. Therefore I do not daydream about Swan.

  Swan bent his neck and lurched into the backseat of Jeffrey’s car. “Hello, Beethoven,” he said to me.

  One day in junior high I was in a talent show. Actually I’d quit piano lessons due to a total lack of talent, but I got conned into playing my one decent piece on stage. It happened to be the second movement of the Sonata Pathetique and I acquired the nickname Beethoven. Poor Ludwig. He deserved better than me for a namesake.

  “Why, Swan!” I exclaimed, noticing. “You got your braces off. You look terrific.”

  Swan grinned shyly. Faintly I could see what my mother meant about his future looks. Too faint to bother with, though.

  At the corner of Leeward Lane and Pepperidge, we picked up Emily. Emily is stodgy and stuffy. “You going to join the yearbook staff, Beethoven?” she asked.

  “I’m thinking about it.”

  “Yearbooks,” said Jeffrey in great scorn. “Stupid stuff. Who cares?”

  I did. I loved the whole thought. That thick volume, its glossy pages, the white spaces for friends to fill with scribbled jokes, signatures, and memories.

  “I,” said Emily, “will be advertising editor.”

  “Nobody would buy a thing from you, Emily,” said Jeffrey.

  “Always ready to encourage, aren’t you?” said Emily. “Everybody will buy from me. I’ll just stand there and obstruct the flow of business until they submit.”

  We all laughed. Emily does have a rocklike personality.

  “My father says …” Emily went on.

  I stopped listening. Emily’s father is very important. Most fathers are in this town. Emily told us how her father (the brilliant advertising account executive) was going to work with her. I was afraid with his assistance the yearbook would have eight hundred pages of full color ads and no photographs of the senior class.

  “That sounds fascinating, Emily,” said Swan seriously. “I think I’ll work on your committee.”

  The only reason I didn’t fall out of the car is that it’s very solidly built. We reached the high school parking lot. “I don’t see why the teachers get to park closer to the door than we do,” complained Jeffrey.

  “They’re older,” I said. “They stagger under the weight of their responsibilities.” I thought of my mother, who had staggered and fallen.

  Two years since my sister’s last phone call.

  Money.

  Send me money.

  How my parents agonized. If they sent it, perhaps they were supporting a cocaine habit. But if they didn’t, their daughter might go hungry. But if they did, how would Ash have the motivation to become a self-supporting adult? But if they didn’t, how would Ash know we still loved her, and ours was still her home?

  My early memories of Ashley are good. She adored me. I was her darling baby sister, Susan. She comforted me when I fell from my bike and scraped my knee. She told me stories on Christmas Eve when I thought morning would never come. Snuggled in bed with me when I had nightmares and the moonlight tortured the shadows on our bedroom ceiling.

  But when she came home several years ago she was calling herself Trash, and the name was frighteningly apt.

  Jeffrey drove across the lot at one eighth of a mile per hour, searching for the slot closest to the entrances.
He does this every morning and every morning there are no slots near the entrances, but in the two years Jeffrey has been driving to high school he has not caught on to the fact that when you’re the last to arrive, you park at the back of the lot.

  “Hey, Beethoven!” came a scream. Cindy flew across the parking lot toward us, a blur of scarlet and gold. My mother refers to Cindy as the Blender, because she’s always whipping at top speed.

  “Hi, Cin,” I said, forgetting Ash, Jeffrey, Emily, and Swan. Together we walked to the yearbook meeting.

  “I’m quitting trig,” said Cindy.

  “On the twelfth day of school? Give it a chance.”

  “It’s had a chance. I want this to be a perfect year. I don’t want it studded with academic problems.”

  “I myself want it studded with boys,” I said.

  Cindy nodded. “You realize, Beethoven, that it’s only 241 days till the senior prom.”

  “Deadline fast approaching. We have to get our acts together.”

  From eighth grade through tenth, Cindy and I dated easily and constantly. But something went wrong junior year. We were stranded without boys all year long. Now, twelve days into senior year, we were dreading a repeat.

  “You know, Beethoven,” said Cindy, “your hair looks fabulous. It’s got fire in it. Red and gold glints.”

  “If only a boy would say that kind of thing to me.”

  “If he did, you’d know he was a pansy to think of it,” Cindy pointed out, and we laughed, and walked into the yearbook meeting.

  Shepherd Grenville is editor. She is stunningly beautiful, depressingly smart, wonderfully athletic, and impressively popular. Shepherd is going to Harvard, as she told us back when we were in second grade and thinking only about going to the bathroom.

  Harvard has not yet agreed, however. Shepherd’s whole life is built around getting into Harvard. If she only goes to Yale she will never live down the shame of it all. The thing is, though—ordinary girls don’t go to Harvard. Even a lot of extraordinary girls don’t go to Harvard. Therefore it is important to do something to make yourself stand out from a crowd of overachievers. When they’re stars, you make plans to be the whole galaxy.

  Shep arouses mixed feelings in me. Ashley had that kind of determination, and terrible things happened to Ashley.

  “Attention, please,” said Shepherd sharply. She stood like a picture in a frame: elegance perfectly packaged.

  Shepherd intends to have the finest yearbook in the nation to show Harvard. I do not exaggerate. She told us this last spring when she was chosen editor. Of course the problem looming before us right now was that even Shepherd had not quite figured out what we were going to do in order to make this the finest yearbook in the United States of America.

  While she talked I watched Anthony. Definitely the finest our senior class has to offer, Anthony is beautiful, smart, sexy, and preppy. You’d think Anthony dated all the time, because he flirts like mad and is always hugging or kissing somebody in the hall. But the truth is Anthony hardly ever takes a girl out. Only we confirmed Anthony-watchers realize this. I was not the only one looking at Anthony. So was Shepherd. I sighed. I couldn’t compete with her.

  “I know what we could do,” I whispered to Cindy. “Skip the yearbook entirely and do a calendar.”

  “A calendar?”

  “You know. January: Anthony, nude on skis. February: Anthony, nude delivering Valentines. March—” I might have gone all the way to December (Anthony: Santa Claus, wearing only the beard) but I heard my name being called.

  Or what passes for my name. I really must do something about this Beethoven, I thought. Susan instead.

  “Beethoven?” said Shepherd imperiously.

  “Yes?”

  “You will be music editor.”

  I forgot to be courteous. “There’s no such thing as a music editor on a yearbook, Sheppie,” I said irritably.

  She hates being called Sheppie. I don’t blame her. I don’t exactly love being called Beethoven. “What would there be to do except get photographs of the marching band and the concert choir and get names in the right order?” I said.

  Even with fifty seniors looking at me my mind was drifting. I was thinking of Anthony, and of boys, and rock music. I am constantly composing rock lyrics in my head.

  Give me a crush.

  Let it smother me

  Let it cover me

  “Susan,” said Shepherd, “I know you can bring excitement and originality to the role of music editor. You have a streak of creativity in you that has long intrigued me.”

  Nobody looked at Shepherd as if she’d lost her mind. They just looked at me as if I were the last person in town to think of as creative. I was furious at them all. Did they think Ashley was the only interesting person in my family? “Fine, Shepherd,” I said curtly. “I’ll get to work on it. I’ll have a game plan for you in two weeks.”

  Shepherd nodded like a general and turned to Emily to discuss advertising. “Did I actually say that out loud?” I muttered to Cindy. “About having a game plan?”

  “Yes. Aren’t you embarrassed?”

  “Of course, but I’ll probably be even more embarrassed in two weeks when I haven’t thought of a game plan.”

  We giggled. “Want to spend the night Friday and talk about it?” she offered.

  “No. I want to go on a date with Anthony Friday night. But if he isn’t pleading for my body I’m willing to stay with you instead.”

  There had been no yearbook with Ashley’s picture. At sixteen Ash quit high school and joined a rock band of men in their twenties wanting the life of free sex, drugs, and stardom she would never find in my mother’s household. Ash got into things like setting fire to her clothing and living nude in a treehouse she built in the Congregational Church cemetery. Last time she was home—nearly three years ago—she had shaved her head. Very shapely if you like skulls. Instead of delicate gold earrings, she had mutilated her earlobes with large, vicious-looking screws.

  How my mother had wept for Ashley. And because I have tear ducts of the same sort, we wept together. The Wet Duet, my father called us. He took out his grief with a wedge and sledgehammer, splitting cord after cord of wood—enough wood to keep a nation of Eskimos warm for years.

  Shepherd was passing out old yearbooks so we could see what previous committees had done. I leafed through one eight years old. Under each senior picture in this volume were lists. Cheerleading, exchange club, basketball, student government, drama society. I loved all that stuff. I loved my life, my family, my friends, my school.

  Ash threw it away without a single backward glance.

  She wanted fame.

  Not namby-pamby, turn your ankles in, take a little curtsy schoolgirl fame, but the real thing.

  Million-dollar, magazine-cover, household-word fame.

  For a moment she had it. A single song. Not even an album. And then it was gone, like a comet that flames but once in a lifetime.

  Where are you, Ashley Elizabeth? I thought. Still flaming? Or have you burned away to nothing?

  Two

  AS IF A NOAH’S Flood of memory was not enough, I was the only person in the entire trigonometry class who didn’t understand the assignment. Everybody wanted to tutor poor stupid Beethoven. I like to be the smart one who does the tutoring, not the dummy who has to be tutored.

  Somebody was passing a note around the room. It looked like Whit’s handwriting to me.

  I am afraid of Whit Moroso. He is the lead singer in a successful school rock group called Crude Oil. I don’t know about the Oil, but they are definitely crude. Whit slouches in doorways, feet blocking the entrances, his cigarette smoke claiming the very air. Probably makes a market in stolen televisions and hits people with heavy objects if they annoy him.

  Cindy likes him. I can’t think why.

  Everybody but me read the note without laughing out loud. I of course read it and couldn’t contain my laughter and got caught.

  “I am an alie
n from another planet,” Miss Margolis read out loud from the note. “You can’t see me, but I am having sex with your little finger. I know you’re enjoying it because you’re smiling.”

  The class collapsed laughing. “Susan,” said Miss Margolis stiffly, “perhaps the reason you’re doing so poorly in trig is because your mind is on such trifles,”

  “I don’t think sex is a trifle,” said one of the boys.

  “And it’s a relief to know where Beethoven’s mind is,” added another. “Up to now, we weren’t sure she had one.”

  I almost enjoyed the teasing.

  Miss Margolis said, “You remind me of your sister, Ashley. You don’t want to follow in her footsteps, do you?”

  The laughter drained out of me. I think I literally paled. If I stray one inch, one thread—let’s be honest, one molecule—from the straight and narrow, I panic. What if I did turn into another Ashley? Perhaps it was in my genes too. After all, I love rock music just as much. Look at all the rock lyrics I write. “I’m sorry,” I said quickly. “I’ll study harder.”

  The class snorted. I saw both Whit and Anthony looking at me and I flushed. I know why I’m afraid of Whit, I thought. He reminds me of Ashley and her gutter friends. I wondered how Ashley was celebrating her twenty-fifth birthday. Had she thought of us? Had anyone baked her a cake? Or was she too stoned to recognize the date?

  I don’t even know if she’s alive, I thought.

  Once my father said the next time he saw Ash’s name in print would probably be when we located her tombstone. I never knew how to react when he said something like that. My mother just cried.

  After school I didn’t go straight home. I knew Mother would only want to talk of Ashley and I had thought of my sister enough today. Sister. It had been a word of comfort and love. But now my sister was Trash.

  I walked downtown for a Coke. The town has ordinances that forbid fast-food places. The local town powers (which include my mother, although I forgive her most days) say that McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, and the rest don’t fit into the New England atmosphere we all cherish. I personally do not cherish my New England atmosphere that much.